Another Sketchy Christmas!

Sketch / Rated 18+ / 1 Hour / $10

Yes, Virginia, Christmas has been ruined by this year’s Holiday Show. They even manage to soil the cute bedtime story!

’Twas the night before Christmas It was time to name names:
The winner of the first Annual Reindeer Games
The competitors grew weary After two weeks of strife Though
many were slaughtered Some still clung to deer life
They told of a warrior, with death on his brain Who dipped
his nose in the blood of those who he’d slain
“Rudolph,” the shuddered, with fear in their eyes Sure
sooner than later he’d cause their demise

… To be continued